What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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