- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

4 hours later.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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