- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Anti-jokes are funny.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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