What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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c-? men, C-men

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