I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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Matthew Baker

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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