Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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A black student graduated High School

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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