- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

What's the difference between? Your mom.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

can you pass the soap?

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

What is your bill about? Clinton

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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