i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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