Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Obama.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

What's 9+10 Ebola

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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