- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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