- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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