- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

You know what's gay?? Lesbians

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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