Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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