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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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