How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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