In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Anti Joke

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