- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

I work at jcpenny

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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