- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

Water? I hardly know her.

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

What did the snake say to the rat?

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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