I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

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Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

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what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

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What is a Zebra? Zebras (/?z?br?/ zeb-r? or /?zi?br?/ zee-br?)[1] are several species of African equids (horse family) united by their distinctive black and white stripes. Their stripes come in different patterns, unique to each individual. They are generally social animals that live in small harems to large herds. Unlike their closest relatives, horses and donkeys, zebras have never been truly domesticated.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

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How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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Wright flyer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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