Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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A Sloth runs...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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