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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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Your dads dead. lol

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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