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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

there once was a frog with no leggs

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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