what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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AIDS.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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A man and his young child walk into a clinic to get physical check-up. The man learns from the physicist he doesn't mater. His wife remarries and start having frequent sex and the child is scarred for life. This is irrelevant because both parents don't exist and this is all a constant delusion in an psychiatric hospital.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

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:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

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The american education system.

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