- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

a seal walks into a club.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Anti-jokes are funny.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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