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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

No, Trinidad.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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