- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

How do you make a little girl cry?

I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

Sticks and stones may break my bones.

Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

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