why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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Father Murphy met Samuel Myer on the street. Sam it's been a month o' Sundays since I've seen you. You look propserous. How's the moile business? A snip better, Father, since we talked last. And thank you. For what, Sam? Well the last time we met you asked what I did with the foreskins. Well, here is the answer, my new business. What's this, a wallet. But so smooth, Sam. Yeah, Father, but when you rub it. Rub it, Sam? Yeah when you rub it it falls apart. And you have to buy a new one! Mazel Tov!

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So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

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What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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