- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Stealth baseballs record

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

i have a christmas tree.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

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