Dyslexia ruels!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

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what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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