- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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