- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

What is a jew in space? Dead

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