Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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4 hours later.

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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