- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

People Eating Tasty Animals

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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