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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Knock Knock Come in! :)

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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