How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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KKK

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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