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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

Do your parents know you're gay?

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

Patriarchy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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