- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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