Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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