- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

The Braves win the N.L. east

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

Why did the dog eat poop?

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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