why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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what do you watch ? a tv

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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Bloody kids ...

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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Jesus was a good guy

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Hey Shea

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Nock Nock It's open.

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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Anti Joke

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