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Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

american government

You're welcome!

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

I Have a Black Friend

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Anti Joke

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