Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

A man sat on a chair

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

Win and Beau have no friends

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Here's another:

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

The game!

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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