- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

whats a dick a dick

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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