- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

What's big and messy? A big mess

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

A homosexual walks into a church

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

Religion.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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