- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

Cancer.

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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