Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

do you want to hear a joke?

Shut the cork up!

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

So a baby seal walks into a club...

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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