How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

matt f stupid because no one likes him

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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