Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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Penisland

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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Why did the wife leave her husband? Because they were having sexual differences and time restraints. The husband worked nightshifts as a nurse while the woman stayed home and took care of their child. The husband confessed he never wanted a child in the first place, and that having sexual intercourse with her didn't truly satisfy him.

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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