Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

What color was the duck? It had one foot.

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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