What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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If you are my friend like it!

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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