A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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