On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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*spongebob voice* 25

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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Your Mom.

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Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

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What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

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